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Thank you for your belief, and your most valuable resource.\u003cbr\u003eYour Time.\u003cbr\u003eGod Bless,\u003cbr\u003eSADTIZZ\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TIZZSHOP","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":57262781563224,"sku":"8693538_11546","price":33.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":57262781595992,"sku":"8693538_11547","price":33.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":57262781628760,"sku":"8693538_11548","price":33.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":57262781661528,"sku":"8693538_11549","price":33.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":57262781694296,"sku":"8693538_11550","price":33.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":57262781727064,"sku":"8693538_12644","price":33.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":57262781759832,"sku":"8693538_12645","price":33.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":57262781792600,"sku":"8693538_12646","price":33.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0920\/1257\/7112\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-black-front-6a29a37f67951.png?v=1781113740"},{"product_id":"star-seer-tee","title":"Star Seer Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYet the stars still burn.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStar Seer pairs its cosmic mood with a 100% cotton tee. 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